Autumn, you are screwing up. It is NOT supposed to be this warm. I am SUPPOSED to be able to wear cozy sweaters and boots. I should NOT be ordering iced coffees and wiping sweat from my brow. I DEMAND A REFUND. GET IT TOGETHER, AUTUMN. Whatever is happening now is an impostor and abomination.
Here are some cozy finds that should hasten the true Fall’s arrival:
- Salted caramel brownies.
- A super-light down jacket.
- Simple, luxurious-feeling perfume oils.
- Wine-colored slip-on sneakers ($9, people!!!)
- Sweet potato and sausage soup!